Funny Russell Wilson Fantasy Football Team Names
If you ever wonder how much Seattle loves their Seahawks, look no further than the record books. Not the football record books, mind you, but the Guinness Book of World Records.
Seattle fans earned a spot for both the loudest crowd and the strongest human-generated earthquake. Beastquake 2011, anybody?
We dedicate these Seattle Seahawks fantasy football names in tribute to the best fans in the league. Or, at the very least, the loudest.
Seattle Seahawks Fantasy Names for 2022
I was late to the watch party for the Seahawks-Broncos Super Bowl, which history will remember as a mistake. The game was already 15-0, the 7-layer buffalo dip was gone, and the halftime show was Bruno Mars. Yikes!
I'm pretty sure the only person who had a more disappointing day was Peyton Manning.
Seahawkward
12th Maniacs
Brussel Wilson
We've got more Russell Wilson fantasy names down below.
Russ Belt
Wilsonofa
I think this works best in a league where you can spice this up with some italics or punctuation. Wilsonofa! just has a little more oomph.
Met Life
If DK Metcalf is one of your WR studs in [], check out our DK Metcalf fantasy football names down below.
The Golden Metcalves
Lockett Down
Lockett Up
Lock it up and lock it down mean essentially the same thing. Weird, right?
And yes, there are more Tyler Lockett fantasy names to come.
Eskridge Mountain Boys
The Seahawks had a record-small three-player draft class in 2021. 2nd-rounder D'Wayne Eskridge is a burner though, so hopefully quality can win out over quantity.
Eskridgid
Hawk 'n' Roll
Hawk Shot
Wingmen
Seawitched
The Carson Show
We have plenty of Chris Carson team names down below.
I'm Bringing Hassel Back
Largent at Arms
Wagnerds
Everything that Russell Wilson is to the Seattle offense, Bobby Wagner is to the Seattle Defense. But defense doesn't get the glory, and Wagner's girlfriend is just a little less famous.
Hawk and Ball Torture
Russell Wilson Fantasy Football Team Names
Russell Wilson tops an incredibly exclusive list of quarterbacks. He's the best quarterback of all time under 6' tall – and frankly, it isn't even close.
What, you're a big Eddie LeBaron fan? Please.
Russell Athletic
Wilson Sporting Goods
I don't think we talk enough about how Russell Wilson's name combines two separate sporting goods companies. That definitely seems like some kind of conspiracy.
Russell Sprouts
Yes, you can use the same picture as Brussell Wilson.
Cattle Russellers
Russ and Them
The Story of Russ
Russ to Conclusions
I'm Sorry Wilson!
I stole this Seattle Seahawks fantasy team name from the movie Castaway. It's a classic.
DK Metcalf Fantasy Football Names
When an announcer accidentally called him "Decaf" on-air, Metcalf did the only thing that made sense. He started his own decaf coffee line – with the proceeds going to charity, of course.
Metcaffinated
Kill the Fatted Metcalf
Metcaftans
Hey, I Just Metcalfed You and This is Crazy
So here's my number, it's 14 baby.
Metcalfterburners
DK Country
Dead Kennedys Metcalf
So punk.
Kato DeKaylin
You thought his parents just wrote "DK" on the birth certificate?
Tyler Lockett Fantasy Team Name Ideas
Tyler Lockett is good, but his contract extension bummed me out. Everyone kept saying how rare it was for an older receiver to get a four-year extension.
He was only 28. FML.
It's a Lock
Lock's be Friends
Turn the Key and Lockett
Locketamine
Lockett Ness Monsters
There's a Lockett in My Pocket
This Seattle Seahawks fantasy football name is inspired by the Dr. Seuss classic, and because Lockett's only 5'10". Come to think of it, he and Russ may be the shortest QB-WR combo in history.
Chris Carson Fantasy Team Names
Everyone has a soft spot for waiver-wire players that end up saving their season. For me, that was Chris Carson in 2018.
Thanks for the 1300 yards and 9 touchdowns, big guy. I'm probably never gonna draft you anywhere higher than the third round going forward, but still – thank you.
Get in the Carson
Truck Dads and Carsons
32 CCs, Stat
Here Comes Carson
Do-Do-Do-Do.
Insider Seattle Seahawks Fantasy Football Names
So I was today years old when I realized that no one knows what a Seahawk is. It could be an osprey, except the mascot is a regular hawk and their logo is a Native American Thunderbird.
Apparently, even the guy that proposed the name didn't even know what they were. So I guess it just sounds cool next to Seattle?
Sea-Tacky
Space Needledicks
Legion of Zoom
Spirit of '76
1976, that is.
Zornery Bastards
Bellore of the Rings
SeaHawks of Cortez
Ready, Willing, and Kreiger
Easley Does It
Bosworth It
Bosworthless
This Seahawks fantasy football team name is probably more accurate than Bosworth It.
Stuck in the Mirer
Secret AdMirer
Way of the SoDo
Lumenated Manuscripts
Lumentorship
Kingdummies
My brain knows the Seahawks play in Lumen field. But in my heart, they will always play in the Kingdome.
Pete Carroll Fantasy Football Names
When Pete Carroll was coaching at USC, his nickname with the student section was Big Balls Pete. Presumably, it's because he had a tendency to go for it on 4th down.
In retrospect, maybe they knew something about his recruiting tactics that we didn't.
Pete's Dragons
RePete Champions
Sweet Carroll
On a CarRoll
We Carroll Lot
Cheat Carroll
Just in case you're still salty from those USC days.
Seahawks Fantasy Team Names from Around the Internet
Seriously – there's no such thing as a Seahawk? I still can't get over it. Regardless, here are some Seattle Seahawks fantasy team names I found laying around the internet's waiver wire.
Ball Hawks
Seahawccidentally In Love
Oh Say Can You Seahawk
Seattaboys
FantaSeahawks
Suck My Hawk
Rock Out With Your Hawk Out
Hustle Wilson
RussellMania
Russell and Flow
DangerRuss
Every Day I'm Russelin'
Christmas Carrollers
The OK Carroll
Beauty and the Beastmode
Heart-Shaped Lockett
Hot Locketts
Try saying it in a Jim Gaffigan voice.
More Team Name Ideas for NFL Teams
If the Seahawks aren't your team, check out our other team name articles for the rest of the NFL.
Have a Seahawks Fantasy Team Name Idea?
If you have a unique idea for a Seahawks fantasy football name, tell me about it in the comments below. I'll add the best ones to this article.
Source: https://www.cheatsheetwarroom.com/blog/fantasy-football/names/nfl-teams/seattle-seahawks
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